
Jack Sprat
Jack Sprat could eat no fat
His wife could eat no lean
And so between them both, you see
They licked the platter clean!
Jack Sprat could eat no sweets
His wife could eat no fruits
But what they held together
Is wearing cowboy boots!
Jack Sprat could drink no cola
His wife could drink no water
Jack couldn't drink more than his wife
Because he is much shorter!
Jack Sprat could eat no fat
His wife could eat no lean
And so between them both, you see
They licked the platter clean!
Writer/s: PD, matmoti