Lady Stark
She bobs and she weaves
She floats like a raft
Adroit, she's a weasel
She cams like a shaft
Bodacious and savvy
Collected and calm
Mere words are inadequate
To list and hail all of her charms
She's a sallow-faced girl
Full of sass and pizzazz
There's a word when spelled backwards
Rhymes with the "rim of her ass"
I adore you, my lady
You taste so sublime
I dive in your fur
Come up covered in slime
If ever there was
A lady so stark
I'd sit on my haunches
Lick my gonads and bark
She's a golden-haired lass
Makes me bulge, throb and hurt
I wanna pound her sweet ass
Dream of her 'till I squirt
Writer/s: Mark Englander
