Loves Last Arrow
Me and love's angel were at this bar
And I was complaining how I couldn't get that far
With this dark haired beauty at the other end
He said don't worry I'll take care of this my friend
He stood up and drained his glass, took out his little bow
Pulled back his last arrow and he let it go
And it nearly knocked him over but cross the crowded bar room it sped
Found my dark haired beauty And hit her in the head
Love's last arrow has missed its mark
Hit her head but not her heart
Cupid's quiver's empty, my heart is, too
I shouldn't let him tempt me when he's had a few
Now you might think love would come round pretty quick
With Cupid as my friend you'd think I'd have my pick
But every time we go out the girls think he's so cute
With those little wings, and his birthday suit
And they never notice me
But you know he's not to blame
He tries his best to help me
He's just got shitty aim
Love's last arrow has missed its mark
Hit her head but not her heart
In the morning when she awakes
Her heart will be fine but mine still aches
My heart still aches
Hey Cupid, look what you did, look what you did
Hey Cupid, aw' man you missed again
Hey Cupid, come on let's get a cab
We'll get you home
Writer/s: Forest Sun Schumacher
