Mazzy, Baby
There are hairs
On my floor
When they collect
They look like pets
I lose a lot
In the shower
Every other two days
I've got quite the collection
It's building up to perfection
One day soon I will have a whole dog
I'll name her Mazzy
And she'll be my best buddy
She'll live for ages cause hair decomposes really slow
Mazzy, baby
The living teddy bear
Mazzy, baby
Don't eat my underwear
I'll protect her
From the drain guard
And I'll never suck her up with the vacuum
She will snuggle
Love to cuddle
And I'll show her off to all my friends
One day later
In the future
I will buy a real live dog
I will love her
Name her Mazzy
And I'll throw away my hairs every Sunday
Mazzy, baby
The living teddy bear
Mazzy, baby
Don't eat my underwear
Mazzy, baby
The living teddy bear
Mazzy, baby
Don't eat my underwear
Writer/s: Dead Bedrooms
