
Meet the Competition
When I was a newborn child
So helpless
I couldn't even walk
My father came up to me
He said son, I'm gonna teach you to talk
I'm gonna teach you to talk real fast
And drive you to a light that pay
And I can see him pointing to the doorway
Go meet the world today
He said,
Meet the competition
The greedy little kid next door
Meet the competition
You'll never know what you're competing for
When I dropped out of high school
I looked at unemployment lines
Now it's me and my guitar
In a week or two we'll be doing fine
I went with my .45
To see the DJ and get it played
I can hear him talking down upon me
Sorry son, not today
He said
Meet the competition
Led Zeppelin, Little Elton John
Meet the competition
You're can't hear a bullet in a hydrogen bomb
When I get to the gates of hell
And beg the Lord on my judgment day
I know he'll be looking down upon me
I know what he'll say
Meet the competition
Meet the competition
Writer/s: MITCHELL DANCIK