Metal Made My Day
I remember the day when I came down to hell
Although the sun was shining I didn't care
Then it really started to smell so well
This was because I dared to open some secret doors.
Satan was in his kitchen and cooked food in ugly pans
I was a little frightened but he seemed quite friendly
I'd been sitting on the toilet and so I washed my hands
I'd been listening to good music that sounded so heavy
That's the story that came through
When (Heavy) Metal made my day!
I started to like it in hell
Because (Heavy) Metal made my day!
No angels here and there and I started to like it
Watching how he did cruel things and even more!
He set fire, lit matches for the water to boil it
He's such a nice guy I began to adore him!
He's the best guy you know and he's doing well
He looks good and always bothers anyone!
There are so many things and more I could tell
He cooks good dishes and he's my new best friend
Let's have dinner with him and be good chaps forever
It's an honor to know him personally he's so clever!
That's why I really like it in hell
Because (Heavy) Metal made my day!
Now I'm a friend of all evil
Because (Heavy) Metal made my day!
I'm not afraid anymore of the devil!
Because (Heavy) Metal made my day!
He became my brother after all
Because (Heavy) Metal made my day!
Look, baby I just like to have my beer
Look how I just have to eat my sandwich
Take good care of me because I like it here
Don't you dare to act like a crazy bitch!
Look folks you don't know what you're missing
Look you bloody fellows, I came down here a long way
You're all just bastards and you never did a good thing
You're simply fuckers and there's nothing more to say!
Writer/s: Lee Schornoz
