Motherfucker
Tuesday morning I got up and thought well
today will be the day that I check myself I had
my checklist ready even skipped my cup of coffee
cause I had to do all the above
see now point one telephone bill,
two I need insurance,
three I need a job
point four I need to hurry
up cause the clock doesn't run on sympathy
on the contrary man he's like grinning at me
So I opened up the bill and what do I see
Three fat printed digits smiling at me,
hihi, oh my God now I'm all shook up
I'm on the phone asking them if they misplaced the dot,
not? oooh I gotta go now Miss
She's like: wait a minute man aren't you
gonna pay for this,
right
So she puts me on some monthly-pay arrangements
Have a lovely day! Yeah whatever
I got no job (it's a motherfucker)
No money (it's a motherfucker)
I got nothing (it's a motherfucker)
Well we need to survive this life my brother
Having no hopes (it's a motherfucker)
Without dreams (it's a motherfucker)
So it seems (it's a motherfucker)
We need to take care of one another
Oooh! Leaf is rocking the show
I arrived at point two just before lunch
right after the punch in my stomach,
oef, forget about it
cause lately I've been walking the streets
dodging traffic
this uninsured life is pretty hectic
What if a pick up truck mistakes me for aparking lot
the officer mistakes me for a thief and now my leg got shot
The hospital wont take me and i'm crying like a baby
this doesn't work well with the ladies
I got no job (it's a motherfucker)
No money (it's a motherfucker)
I got nothing (it's a motherfucker)
Well we need to survive this life my brother
Having no hopes (it's a motherfucker)
Without dreams (it's a motherfucker)
So it seems (it's a motherfucker)
We need to take care of one another
Could somebody please pass me a j-o-b?
So I'm standing in line at the temp agency
They ask me what do I do,
I said I'm a great musician
Well that doesn't really match up with this cleaning position
It's a minimum wage job better bring your own mob
make sure you'll be there around seven o'clock sharp,
next morning I woke up
Ooh shit! Eight o'clock
Well I went anyway and got fired on the spot
Now I can't believe this is happening to me
I didn't even make it passed point three, damn
I got no job (it's a motherfucker)
No money (it's a motherfucker)
I got nothing (it's a motherfucker)
Well we need to survive this life my brother
Having no hopes (it's a motherfucker)
Without dreams (it's a motherfucker)
So it seems (it's a motherfucker)
