Richard Nixon's Safe Room
Here in Richard Nixon's safe room
I think you'll observe that
The interior decorator
Was a fan of silver spoons
In Richard Nixon's safe room
The bed's shaped like a race car
There's a box of pacifiers
Which the president justified by
Saying there's a girl that sleeps here
That cries out in cypher
She is not to be recorded
cause she is a russian spy
In Richard Nixon's safe room
He has his own Pac-Man machine
And you won't need a quarter
Because the second player's always free
In Richard Nixon's safe room
You're thirty meters underground
There's no one looking for you
In Richard Nixon's safe room
Writer/s: Currey Muse, Jereme Frey, Mike Shepherd, Sarah Shepherd
