Stocking Stuffer
Santa Claus once picked me up after school
We had some drinks
We shot some pool
Told me that he's not a one woman man
He's got a few they understand
Over some dinner we talked about things
He ordered ribs, I got some wings.
He said he fancied the girl in my life
Asked me if she could be his for a night
How could I say no to old good Saint Nick?
He fills up stocking with beautiful gifts
Santa Santa Santa
Got my girlfriend pregant for Christmas
(oooh oooh)
That's not what I had on top of my wish list
No no
Santa Santa Santa had a one night stand with my lady
This Christmas Santa Claus gave me a baby
No no!
