Teacher Love Crime
Well, I know
Who's been naughty n' who's been nice
But on the playground
What do I find?
My school teacher
My Old lady
She says "hey there, kid
I've been meaning to tell you
You're not the only one
I know... it's sad but true"
Cuz life at 12
Was a living hell
At the age
Where the hormones rage
What goin' down
On the playground?
It was a dangerous
When it caught my eye
It was a Teacher Love Crime
So I ran home cryin'
And I went into my room
Put the Nintendo on "pause"
And I kicked off my shoes
N' I said "God oh god
I pray to you
Thank you lord for fixin' Me
This 'Big Ten Conference" with You"
He said "Don't mean to break your heart n'
I don't mean to break the news
Don't mean to split your heart in two
But she fucked your daddy too!"
Cuz life at 12
Was a living hell
At the age
Where the hormones rage
What goin' down
On the playground?
It was a dangerous
When it caught my eye
It was a Teacher Love Crime
Writer/s: Bill Ulsh
