The Ballad of Hobbit Foot
Off to the bar for a drink and a meal
Beer and a parmy that's a bloody good deal
Hang with the boys and we're having a ball
Loving my food but I can't eat it all
Stop for a moment and I'm having a chat
I get a tap on the shoulder, mate you finished with that?
I looked at my mate, I said you take what you need
Aint stopping my friends from having a feed
Went to the bar for a scotch and a dry
Sipping it slowly cos I'm that kind of guy
Found me a table, grabbed a chair and I sat
I get a tap on the shoulder, mate you finished with that?
Finished with it? Hah, finish with this Chooka!
Jump on the dancefloor I'm taking a chance
Looking to pick up a little romance
Checking the talent and I'm feeling the groove
I'm getting in close as I'm making my move
Rubbing together think I'm cracking a fat
I get a tap on the shoulder, mate you finished with that?
Writer/s: Andy Thomson, Anthony Chapple, Jamie Beovich, Wayne Rich
