The Best Thing
I stole your money and took your car
Blew out your system and went too far
Now you¹re so lonely. I made you cry
Don¹t need no reason to kiss your ass goodbye
I¹ll tell you something. Don¹t take it bad
Cause I¹m the best thing you ever had
CHORUS
I am the best thing you ever had
I¹m the best thing you ever had
You know you want it and you want it bad
I¹m the best thing you ever had
I took your best friend and made him crawl
Mikey liked it. He ate it all
And when you found out you could have died
Was it the same thing I felt inside?
I¹ll tell you something. Don¹t take it bad
Cause I¹m the best thing you ever had
CHORUS
(solo)
I saw your daddy. He came to town
I didn¹t know he liked to get down
All three inches, father like son
Next time you see me, you better run
I¹ll tell you something. Don¹t take it bad
Cause I¹m the best thing you ever had
CHORUS
