The Only Gentleman (Rock Version)
I am the only gentleman
My house is full of girls
They wake me up each morning
In hair ribbons and curls
They decorate with frilly things
Like glitter and pink pearls
Oh I wish I was not the only boy; only boy
Oh I wish I was not the only boy
From God our heavenly father
These blessed angels came
And unto me my sanity will never be the same
There are so many of them I don't know them by name
And there is a shortage of manly toys
Oh I wish I was not the only boy
And when they go out shopping
I always have to pray
That they don't spend the entire
Paycheck from my payday
From Gymboree and Justice too
My money goes astray
If I had a dollar I would jump for joy
Jump for joy
Oh I wish I was not the only boy
I am the only gentleman
For me there is no cure
The women? They outnumber me
By five to one for sure
My destined path to manlihood
Has taken a detour
Oh I wish I was not the only boy; only boy
Oh I wish I was not the only boy
Writer/s: Shawn Kichta
