Troll from Chernobyl
I am a troll from Chernobyl
I am a troll from Chernobyl
I have been told I shouldn't be this old
Because I am a troll from Chernobyl
Both my parents were absent
On the day of my own birth
I'm 3 foot 9 and I'm 30 years old
And my body is covered in hair and mold
I'm blind in one eye and I am half deaf
Every day I pray for a sweet swift death
'Cause I am a troll from Chernobyl
I am a troll from Chernobyl
I have been told I shouldn't be this old
Because I am a troll from Chernobyl
I can barely walk
I can barely talk
Nothing ever fits me
And I don't own socks
I'm a failed abortion
My brain's missin portions
And my balls are shaped like blocks
I look like god
Must've shit a person
I don't know how my life could worsen
My parts are mismatched
Must be from a bad batch
'Cause my face is upside down
'Cause I am a troll from Chernobyl
I am a troll from Chernobyl
I have been told I shouldn't be this old
Because I am a troll from Chernobyl
'Cause I am a troll from Chernobyl
I am a troll from Chernobyl
I have been told I shouldn't be this old
Because I am a troll from Chernobyl
Writer/s: Tre Pham, Jackson Brooks
