Vegemite: the Yeastening
Wake up in the morning get dressed go downstairs
Gonna get something to eat
A tasty snack all thick and black to get me ready for the day
I love Vegemite
Often imitated never duplicated it's so yummy
All I wanna do is get some yummy brekky in my tummy
Put the bread inside the toaster, open the fridge get out the butter
Now I gotta find the jar that's filled with salty viscous tar
Can't find it in the cupboard better check the fridge in case someone put it there
It's not there
Suddenly in front of me, appeared a portal glowing green
Oooo oooo oooo
Emanating cosmic spew I stepped right up and stepped right through
Oooo oooo oooo
Transported to another land, with a butter knife in hand
Oooo oooo oooo
Don't care if i end up dead im gonna find that yeasty spread
Oooo oooo oooo
I'll travel to the vegemountain
I'll scrape eternal life from a yellow jar
Young child don't you heed my warning
Nobody's ever made it quite this far
Black clouds in the sky
I'll live forever
You're all gonna die
You'll live fornever
My bitter ordeal
To see you cut into two
Black mould from my teeth
The end of your life
Bite from underneath
One with vegemite
One eternal snack
Before we all turn to dust
I am Vegemite
I am Vegemite
Writer/s: Juicifer
