You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch
You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus
You're as charming as an eel
Mr. Grinch
you're a bad banana with a greasy black peel, yeah
You're a monster, Mr. Grinch
Your heart's an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders
You've got garlic in your soul
Mr. Grinch
I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole
yeah
Ooh
You're a vile one
You got termites in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch
Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick crocodile
You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch
You're a nasty, wasty skunk
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk
Mr. Grinch
the three words that best describe you are as follows and I quote:
Stink, stank, stunk
Mr. Grinch
Writer/s: Albert Hague, Theodor S. Geisel
