Rome Song
(Song)
Lately it seems like the magic is gone
He's the love of my life, but something is wrong
He's staring out the window, what does he see?
Is he dreaming of another woman he wants more than me?
He's got me feelin' so alone
Like our house is not a home
Would he be happier on his own?
What are you thinking about, baby?
Me? I'm just thinkin' about
(Rap)
The Roman Empire, ancient Rome
Five times a day it pops into my dome
Which reminds me, they invented the dome
It's one of the reasons that I think about Rome
Caesar straight didn't give a f--k
Drank ice-cold water from an aqueduct
Romulus founded the Eternal City
Here's him and his twin suckin' on a wolf titty
What?
(Song)
Our son was born, he's a special little guy
I hand him to his daddy, he looks like he's gonna cry
And I know his heart is filled with
(Rap)
Rome, Rome bring a tear to my eye
In the year double M, double X, triple I
Did you know that their statues weren't white? (Say what?)
They painted them in colors bold and bright (Say damn!)
Emperor Nero killed his own mother
When they killed his s--t they sat next to each other
(Song)
Bills piling up, bank account --
(Rap)
Gladiators! It's not like the movie, they mostly stayed alive
The feel oh so good, they're still used today
And Emperor Hadrian? Openly gay
It's Rome, Rome, ancient Rome
They had central air and heat in the home
(Spoken)
No! No, you're done!
God!
What'd you say?
I said you're acting like the Visigoths right now. Ow!
He's a Scorpio, I know he's gonna cheat all day
And if you a triple Gemini, stay the hell away
Astrology!
(Spoken)
Fun fact: the Romans were actually into astrology, too
I said you're done!
