Nothing Wrong With Being Short
Being short is amazing
Being short is just fine
I'm a cheap date
'Cause I get wasted off of one glass of wine
I like being tiny 'cause there's nothing wrong
With being 4'11" and talking about it in a song
Hit it!
Nothing wrong with being short
Won't you come on down?
Where crop tops are dresses and dresses are gowns
I'm 4'11" and I'm taking this town
So if you're looking for a superstar, start looking down
Yes, yes
Ah, being short is incredible
I went for a walk through the park the other day, and I didn't even realize I had won a limbo competition
When you're short, you can do anything
You can flip like Simone, Olympic superstar
Or start a war with Drake like you're Kendrick Lamar
You can be like Tom Holland and marry a 10
Or like Sabrina Carpenter and—
Wait
Sabrina?
Sabrina, It's the real you, What are you doing here?
I mean, you were talking about being short, so I thought I'd stop by
Sabrina, can I ask you something, one shorty to another?
Anything
When you eat short rib, does it just taste like rib?
I never thought about it like that, but yeah
Wait, Here's a question for you When you read short stories, do they feel like novels?
Yes! Finally, someone who understands, But being short isn't all bad
No, of course not
There's so much to there, so much to do down here
So much to see from the view down here
Door handles, window sills
Toddlers' eyes, people's crotches
And Jeremy Allen White
What is it, girl? What do you see?
Look over there
It's a pair of knees
Oh, damn, I sound good when we sing at the same time
Hey, guys
Oh, Marcello, Are you here for the short-people monologue? To do the short-people thing with us?
Oh, nah, I just thought I would come stand next to you 'cause it makes me look super tall
Come on, Marcello, You should be proud of being short
Yeah
I really love this song
Dwyane
Sorry, What are you doing here?
Well, I was just in the audience watching SNL, and I heard your song about being short, and I felt seen
But you're tall, You're 6'4"
Yeah, but I'm 6'4", In, like, basketball world, that's like 4'10"
Shaq's like 7'1", Like, I just really want to be in the song
Alright, I can't say no to you, Dwyane Wade
Get back up here, everybody, It's time for the finale
1, 2, a 1-2-3-4
It's how we like our movies and how we like our margins
We've been the same height since kindergarten
Life is just more fun when you're fun size
Now it's time for the show
Quinta's here and we love
