Horniest Kid in School
I'm going crazy
For Donna and Daisy
Well, golly, ain't they cute?
And I'm going loony
For Jackie and Judy
I wanna give 'em a smooch
'Cause I'm the horniest kid in school
Hey! Hey! Yum de wadda wadda!
Hey! Hey! Yum de wadda wadda!
Hey! Hey! Yum de wadda wadda!
Hey! Ahh… *pop*
It was the first day of class
When I saw her there with Principal Jones
(She was standing there with Principal Jones)
Well, she was wearing that bra
The one that makes 'em look like cones
(Her breasts, they look like cones)
And when I saw her big rump in the hall
I was flippin' my lid
(A big rump has got him flippin' his lid)
If I could only get a peep at those jugs
Well, gee whiz!
(Nice jugs, gee wiz)
I'm going bonkers
For Beverly's honkers
Well, what a wonderful chick
And I know the rumors
Yeah, about Olivia's hooters
Well, they're big
'Cause I'm the horniest kid in school
Hey! Hey! Yum de wadda wadda!
Hey! Hey! Yum de wadda wadda!
Hey! Hey! Yum de wadda wadda!
Hey! *Brr*
When I finally made a move, well
I asked her in a trembling voice
(He was scared and had a trembling voice)
"You wanna share a couple colas?
Then I'll drive us up to Pfefferman's Point"
(He wants to touch them up at Pfefferman's Point)
And then I nearly blew a load
When she told me that the answer was yes
(He nearly blew a big load)
I just might take her to the chapel right now
And marry her breasts
(Nice breasts)
I'm feelin' funny
I keep on tellin' my buddies
"I never felt so gay"
And I, ya, ha-ha-ha
Ya, ha-ha ha-ha, ha-ha
Well, what else can I say?
I'm just the horniest kid
Yeah, I'm the horniest kid in school
Hey, fellas, wait up, would ya?
