Switch Hitter
Hes on the side lines
Watching the clock wind down
Too scared to join in
Shes played enough to get around
He lacks the courage
To join her on the open field
Hes been watching her for weeks
She has no clue how he feels
He has no clue that shes a switch hitter
All thats in his mind is how he can get with her
Its a seventh inning stretch and little does he know
He can try all he wants but hell never get to take her home
He runs a clean game
But shes down with playing dirty
Hes going insane
Because his plans are hardly worthy
The score is three to nothing
Shes earning all the points
The farther she pulls away from him
The more he feels destroyed
He has no clue that shes a switch hitter
All thats in his mind is how he can get with her
Its a seventh inning stretch and little does he know
He can try all he wants but hell never get to take her home
He has no clue that shes a switch hitter
All thats in his mind is how he can get with her
Its a seventh inning stretch and little does he know
He can try all he wants but hell never get to take her home