White Boy Can't Dance
Da Runt:
Yo y'all, ladies and gentlemen, mothers and the fuckers, Gang Bang is in da motherfuckin house, so give a step off for MC Rhythmless
MC Rythmless:
I'm like most humans but I'm not ya see
I was built in the Glomco factory
Programmed my raps on a computer chip
Put them in my head with a pair of vice grips
I'm a robot MC named Rhythmless
Laying down my rap before you try to dis
The way I look ? they way I dance
I'm gonna rock the house down if you give me a chance
Cause I'm better than Terminator, smooth like Hammer
You can rent a car from hunky-b but it really won't matter
Cause MCR is here to bust a move
Gonna get down to it on top of this groove
G Credit:
You slither round stage trying to steal the show
Well listen up punk cause there's something that ya don't know
My name's G Credit the leader of the group
Ya better show me something cause your payment's overdue
You're a white bread rhythmless Vanilla Ice copy
It's too bad punk that you're steppin out sloppy
You better find your beat and the moves to hit it
Take your ass round stage 'for I stick my back up in it
G Credit:
White boy, white boy
Roundboy:
White boy can't dance
G Credit:
White boy, white boy
Roundboy:
White boy can't dance
MC Rhythmless:
What do you mean I can't dance? Stand back and let me show you my moves
Roundboy:
Uh, what's he doin?
G Credit:
You call that dancin?
Da Runt:
Man call that WOO WOO! he's having an epileptic fit
MC Rhythmless:
Lady Dee, show this fool what time it is
Roundboy:
Oh yeah
Lady Dee:
'Who the hell are you?' Well I'm Lady Dee
You wanna sing a verse better come and see me
Suckin up the spotlight it's rightfully mine
That robot can't dance and he wish he could rhyme
Got a problem with Dee? Huh, I'll solve it
I'll snip off your dick like Lorena Bobbit
Wanna throw down with Gang Bang I don't think that you're able
Now let's inspect your cable
Da Runt:
asshole, black cold pussy ass cunt
Bitch is too sleazy, they're calling on Da Runt
Roundboy:
C'mon Runt, they're supposed to do that, you know that
Da Runt:
Okay
Motherfuckin dick slap cum spattered ho
?? tit bitch suck a ?
?? vagina in the cunnilingus
?? flopean ramma jamma penis
G Credit:
White boy, white boy
Roundboy:
White boy can't dance
G Credit:
White boy, white boy
Roundboy:
White boy can't dance
G Credit:
Teck 9, cap that motherfucker
liner notes from BalSac:
These two songs were meant to be the soundtrack to a comic book by GWAR slave Matt Maguire. It is the story of a robot (created by Glomco) who was built to be a rap star that the record company could control. He was teamed up with Gang Bang to give him street credibility. The gangsta rappers revolt and attack the robot.
It ended up being just bad white boy rap.
The Players:
Matt Maguire- MC Rhythmless (lyrics)
Derks- Da Runt, DJ Jerry C (sequencing, sampling, lyrics)
Brad Roberts- G Credit (lyrics)
Melanie Mandel- Lady D
Scott Wolfe- MC Oreo
Mike Dunn- (additional programming)
