Take my bloated wife, yeah she's crampin' my style
Tell her I'm going sailin'
This corroded lake, I could die just the same
Tell her I'm gonna sail it
Met a man on the sidewalk, and he had a bird in a metal cage
And he told me love is not a crime
So I asked him what he thought I meant
And he pointed at my bloated life
And he pointed at his mouth and said:
Makes you feel more alive, makes you feel more inside
Makes a fool out of cancer
Just a couple of thieves
Do ya know what I mean? Do ya know what I mean?