Continuing Misadventures of Generation X Superhero, Slackerman
From the
Bowery to
Brighton you've all heard my call
I've got two pierced nipples and a ring through my balls
My name is
Slackerman, superhero for the masses
I'm trying to rid society from the rich upper classes
I've got sideburns like
Elvis and a shaggy goatee
I was born in 73
Most superheros fly high, but me,
I'd rather skate
Both parents are lawyers, divorced when
I was eight
My wallets got a chain and superpowers to boot
I'll lasso you like a cowboy then
I'll die your hair blue
I'm studying psych at the local
JC
Cuz
I don't really know what to be
My partner in slackdom is a chick named
Danielle
I met her at the drive thru of taco bell
She drives her mom's green
Volvo, bag of tricks on her back
She wears her hair short, wears her
Doc
Martens black
With her
Maybelline lips and her
Catholic school skirt
She'll leave bankers with nothing but dirt
Its a thankless job being a hero and all
But
I've gotta do it or
Gen
X will fall
Yuppies and
Boomers get outta my way
Cuz
I'm taking over and
I start today
I am the twenty-something
Hero of the world and
I am here for your mocha
Writer/s: Diesel Boy
