We just had a baby, but there's something wrong.
He was born mutated, he don't belong.
He's got one leg with thirty toes,
Both his heads are to big,
He's got an ear for a nose.
Can't be mine, the government's behind it.
Its a legal crime, they knew it all the time.
Agent Orange, P.C.B.'S, D.D.T. and toxic waste,
Just a few covert deposits that they put,
In my sperm bank.
The mother is politics
The father is greed
Governments kids, government kids