Lawnmower Deth
Pointy teeth as sharp as blades,
Ray reardon haircut fallen from grace,
Pointy sticks - they make him mad,
'cos dracula was our ray's dad.
Spook, pery, snooker hall
Crowley once challenged ray to a game
Losing your soul was the paying stake,
Crowley used garlic, brightstone and fire,
'cos fucking ray reardon is a vampire.
Ray reardon, ray reardon,
We are all doomed
Spook, pery, snooker hall
Referee, come clean the white,
Dracula he makes a bite.
