Beer 'n Skittles
There was a man who could use a little luck
so he smashed all his plates to pieces
Well, it's a saying that 'splinters' are the key
But now he's having dinner off of cardboard on his knees
You're trying to make it better
but worse is all it gets
But even with a shitty life
it's shittier to stay upset - HEY
Chorus
Sad being
Put his heart on the top shelve
sad being
Keeps his troubles to himself
sad being
Wouldn't you let out a sigh?
Sad being
It's too much trouble for one guy
There was a woman who was a little stuck
she spent all her money on Prozac and books
'How to get lucky today' she reads it every morning
but this day started with a late-rent-paying-warning
You're trying to make it better
but worse is all it gets
But even with a shitty life
it's shittier to stay upset - HEY
Chorus
Two sad beings
Put their hearts on the top shelve
Oh!
And keep their troubles to themselves
Two sad beings
One stared the other in the eye
Oh!
Now together they can cry
One plus one, makes two
they tried to find a luck breakthrough
They sat down for hours
and there was one thing they could think of
But the baby nine months later wasn't made out of love - HEY!
Chorus
Three sad beings
Put their hearts on the top shelves
Oh!
And keep their troubles to themselves
three sad beings
Know what to stay away from
three sad beings
No luck to stay away from
three sad beings
No luck won't work for some
Hey little funny little sad little funny little
well life's not all about the beer 'n skittles
Hey little, funny little, won't you just - STOP!