Bit Pair
Hey, stop right there!
Yes
What's that supposed to mean?
Yes
Can't you say anything else?
Yes
Well, what else?
No
Ah, positive or negative
Zero or one
True or false
On or off
You're a Bit!
Where's your program?
No
Am I your program?
Yes
Oh, great... another mouth to feed
You're a Bit
And I'm your Program
Bit, help me out here
Should we go left or right?
Yes
Oh, should we go left?
No
Then we'll go right
Yes
You're a Bit
And I'm your Program
We're complementary
Hey Bit, I'm thinking you're not really a binary digit
Yes
More of a trinary bit - a trit?
Yes
Could you act like a proper bit?
Yyyeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssssss
Stop that!
Nnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Okay, okay, just be a trinary bit
I guess we now know why you were made that way
Yes
You're a Bit
And I'm your Program
We make a great Pair
Autor(es): Bedford Level Experiment