Britney Spears
The first time that I saw you was on MTV
You asked me if I would hit you one more time, baby, I
Think it's cool that you are a dominatrix
And you're looking so much better since the surgery
Did you do that for me?
I think it's really sweet
You went from A cup to a C and no one noticed
Don't call me stupid, I'm not stupid, I'm special
Don't call me ugly, I'm not ugly, my mom says so
B to the R to the I T N E Y can't you be mine? (Oh-woah oh)
Britney Spears (Oh-woah oh)
I'll be the one to take you through your teenage years
I know that you are young (Oh-woah oh)
I can organise a fake ID (Oh-woah oh)
Because you're only seventeen
You make me so damn horny when you do that dance
Could I get in your pants?
Just give me half a chance
I'll show you a thing or two about being lucky
And it sucks that you live almost halfway 'round the world
My Mickey Mouse Club girl
You never return my calls
If you're playing hard to get, you won't get me
Don't call me stupid, I'm not stupid, I'm special
Don't call me ugly, I'm not ugly, your mom says so
B to the R to the I T N E Y can't you be mine? (Oh-woah oh)
Britney Spears (Oh-woah oh)
I'll be the one to take you through your teenage years
I know that you are young (Oh-woah oh)
I can organise a fake ID (Oh-woah oh)
Because you're only seventeen
I had a fantasy about you and I
You was in your red catsuit, looking all fly
Just chilling in the hot tub, there was I
And who should walk in, to my surprise
How was I supposed to know that you would bring your best friend?
Christina Aguilera came on over and jumped in
And then you started fighting over me like I was Brad Pit
I said, Ladies, when you two are finished with that shit
My loving arms is open and there's always room for two
So let me tell you Britney Spears what I think we should do to make it
You and me and Christina Aguilera in the hot tub
All night long
You and me and Christina Aguilera in the hot tub
We make it you and me and Christina Aguilera in the hot tub
All night long
You and me and Christina Aguilera in the hot tub
We make it you and me and Christina Aguilera in the hot tub
All night long
You and me and Christina Aguilera in the hot tub
All night long
B to the R to the I T N E Y can't you be mine (Oh-woah oh)
Britney Spears (Oh-woah oh)
I'll be the one to take you through your teenage years
I know that you are young (Oh-woah oh)
I can organise a fake ID (Oh-woah oh)
'Cause you're only seventeen