Calamity
Calamity seems to follow me about every damn where I go
When I arrive at a place everyone in that space suffers a catastrophic blow
Everything I own has cracks and dents. I guess I'm just prone to accidents.
I don't know why, but I'm followed by calamity.
If there's a pothole in the street you can bet I'll step right in it
If clumsy people could compete you know that I would win it.
There's a wheel of misfortune, somehow, I always spin it.
I do a whole day's worth of damage in just a single minute.
Oh, Calamity seems to follow me about every damn where I go
When I arrive at a place everyone in that space suffers a catastrophic blow
Everything I own has cracks and dents. I guess I'm just prone to accidents.
I don't know why, but I'm followed by calamity.
Take my word and watch yourself whenever I come around
A library worth of bookshelves just might come crashing down.
I've spilled several beverages on several wedding gowns.
I take a nice green garden and make it all turn brown.
Oh, Calamity seems to follow me about every damn where I go
When I arrive at a place everyone in that space suffers a catastrophic blow
Everything I own has cracks and dents. I guess I'm just prone to accidents.
I don't know why, but I'm followed by calamity.
If you take me to the races, you'll lose every single bet
If you take me to a spelling bee everyone just might forget.
A bull in a china shop and oh how I regret
I'm the unluckiest person that you have ever met.
Oh, Calamity seems to follow me about every damn where I go
When I arrive at a place everyone in that space suffers a catastrophic blow
Everything I own has cracks and dents. I guess I'm just prone to accidents.
I don't know why, but I'm followed by calamity.
I don't know why, but I'm followed by calamity.
I don't know why, but I'm followed by calamity.
Autor(es): Joel Meeks