Confessions of a Pop Tart
Adrienne in Vienne was my first love
With Theresa, it was young frustration
Big boobs Elaine woke my mojo up
College girls were my education
Copenhagen groupies at the Virgin's Cage
Hardrock Sue really knew what to do
Norwegian love in Scandinavia
Herdis and Anette made me feel so good
A Yankee female down in Italy
Those Jersey girls made an island date
Susie was a nurse down in Devonshire
Then Bournemouth babes, summer '78
South Wales Maggie tried to tame me
But the Baileys honeys took me far away
Then all over the country were my superstar lovers
'til Janey became my power play
Sherri at Downlands was a sweet young thing
Those Tiffanys girls loved a DJ
Lisa lost her cherry, had a harem of chicks
At the Ilford & Hammersmith Palais
Then Simone got comfy at my brand new house
Birmingham babes would come and visit me
Until Model Lorraine and sexy Ronnette Mary
Paved the way for Debbie's family
Then New York Lisa made me move down South
I went looking for loving in the USA
Voluptuous Angela was too hi-so
So I two timed Tina in the UK
Debbie made me settle down once again
But Jo was too tempting for my poor soul
Glasgow Karen was a Scot, I was not
It was blonde on blonde I was losing control
An online date sent me to Bridlington
Then Spain with Linda 2001
When Elena blew in from the USSR
Married to a Rusky? What have I done?
Spin cycle Susan took me to DC
For a few years I tried to be a good man
Carlene wrote a song then in Thailand with Thong
& Wanabanana shaped a paradise plan
Molly was a hitter, tried to make me invest
But luck was right around the corner
Cos into my world came my dream hippie girl
Yeh KayJay's the one to die for
So many hot women in and outta my life, have been
Trying to capture my poor heart
Every girl I sweet loved is a memory
Etched in confessions of a pop tart
With every affair I really made a connection
A butterfly in an amusement park
I recall them all with such fab affection
Etched in confessions of a pop tart
Etched in confessions of a pop tart
All etched in confessions of a pop tart
Autor(es): Barry Upton