Too Many Guitars
My sweet girl is giving me a dirty look
I think I must have done something wrong and blotted my copybook
She knows I've been down to the shop
And I think she knows what I went and got
It's a fact you can never have too many guitars
There's a simple formula to help you count
How many instruments you need to get the right amount
It's the number you have right now...
Plus one and I'm telling you anyhow
It's a fact you can never have too many guitars
I got a Fender, a Gibson, a Rickenbacker
A Gretsch and a Yamaha
I got a Maton, a Martin, a Takomine
Only thing I need is one more guitar
Got a Uke, a 12 string, a mandolin
And I got them cos I can
Now Honey don't shout and scream at me
Understand I'm only a man
It's a fact you can never have too many guitars
It's a fact you can never have too many guitars
Honey you're never gonna know my pain
So I'll have to keep saying again and again
It's a fact you can never have too many guitars
Now just a one more baby
It's a well known fact
Yeh it's a well known fact
It's a fact you can never have too many guitars
Autor(es): Barry Upton