Flat Packing Anger Management


I've already spent my weekend in a flat pack store
That drove me round the bends
But grab your tool, let's make this bed
Forever we can rest our weary heads

And sometimes we'll have sex
Unless you've been a dick, and then I'll kick you out

Slip section A to section C
This isn't how I dreamt my life would be
It's not C it's B (oh fu)
I wish my love could tell a wrench from a spanner
At least I have an acceptable beside manner

Flat packing anger management
Are you sure I'm over Ikea's age of consent?

This screwdriver spells self-destruction
Maybe I should've read the instructions
Baby, don't give up on me it's simple
They've given us an Allen key

I'm throwing in the towel
Not now, I've found the missing dowel
Oh I love ya

Flat packing anger management
All we need is a little Dutch encouragement

But not too much and don't do it on your own
Four thousand deaths a year in accidents at home


Autor(es): Matt Tiller