New Apartment


I just got a new apartment
I'm gon' leave the floor wet
Walk around this bitch naked
And nobody can tell me shit

A girl just bought some lights for decoration
Ain't nobody cookin', nobody bakin'
Leavin' my curls in the shower
And no more missin' the hot water
Park my woo-hah in the sky
'Cause nobody here to judge my life
Leave the dishes in the sink
Do some cartwheels
'Cause my furniture ain't came
Standard shipping thing

I just got a new apartment
I'm gon' leave the floor wet
Walk around this bitch naked
And nobody can tell me shit

I might just read a book don't need no cable
Blast Selena, "El Toro Relajo"
And everything stays where I leave it (oh)
Every damn rule I created
A dollar tree wine glass is in the air
Andre will get me there (oh woah)
No longer afraid of the dark (woo ha)
'Cause that light bill changed my heart (made a nigga act smart)

Said I just got a new apartment
I'm gon' leave the floor wet
Walk around this bitch naked
And nobody can tell me shit
(Ooh why)
Nobody can tell me shit (nobody)
(Yeah) and nobody can tell me shit (said nobody)

Ooh
Get the fuck on
(Said) get, get the fuck on
Get the fuck on, yeah
Ooh, ay (oh woah) (get the fuck, ooh)
Get the fuck on
If you got something to say

(Hey) hey, uh, fuck that shit that you talking, uh
Get the fuck out my apartment, ay
Get the fuck out my shit, ay, uh
Fuck that shit that you talking, woah
Get the fuck out my apartment, nigga
Why the fuck is you talkin'? Wow
Get the fuck out my apartment now
Get the fuck out my apartment now
Get the fuck out my apartment now

I'm sad
And then, I just started thinking about life
Like I'm lonely
And then, I started thinking about my couch and my table
and my chairs and all this fucking shit that I have
And it's just like, all the furniture you get does not keep you warm at night
Your furniture is gonna fucking have sex with you
Your furniture is not gonna fucking teach you how to Dougie
It's not gonna teach you how to swim
It's not gonna teach you how to roller skate
And then I realized, oh my god, I need people


Autor(es): Courtney Shanade Salter