Snap
Stole my ticket to Dallas, said I couldn't have this
You said I'd never make it there, but I'm calling from a pay phone there
Caught a ride from a friend who said she didn't mind to pretend to be a spanish driver
And she looks like Minnie Driver
And I think that she cares for me the way I used to care for you
in the center of it all again, don't ask, worry, or we'll never win
Because the world is just a stage, and this letter's just a page long
Much longer than the one before, the one you left crumpled on my bathroom floor
It said 'don't go anywhere
Too late, I'm already there
and I think that she loves me, but I wish you loved me too
life on the edge is hard enough, I don't want to worry about what's going on with you
Don't wanna miss my rendezvous with Rhonda
She booked my flight to San Jose, but we both know that's not a place in Mexico
But it's a place I'd like to go
and I think we're getting married tomorrow
So do you have three hundred dollars I could borrow?