Wine and Cheese
Wine and cheese
Everybody has their parties
They like to show
How big they made it
Wine and cheese
Champange with french canopies
They think they're so sophisticated
And it's a real pain in the ass
When they serve you
Barely half a glass
Fill it up to the top
I'll tell you when to stop
I've got one small request
Of you please
I'll take the wine
You can hold the cheese
Wine and cheese
Where the drinks are just a tease
Although they're free I feel I've been cheated
Wine and cheese
Those fancy lettuce leaves
Filled with gourmet brie
I refuse to eat it
And what really gets my goat
Are those skimpy
Triangles of toast
You're the one showing off
The expensive crap you bought
So don't come crying to me
'Cause I drank all the wine
You can have all the cheese
Limburger
Autor(es): Edward Weigel