Queen of Hearts vs. Wicked Witch of the West
I am not amused, nor am I entertained, if I want a broom, I'll fetch the maid
To sweep up this wizard of oozing the moment they forecast a spell of rain
I've been reigning non-stop, you're a coward
Who waited with monkeys on top of a tower
So now you've a stench like some jabberwocky droppings
How about you be a doll and go pop in a shower?