Like a boss
No problem.
So your in charge around here is that fair to say?
Absolutely, I'm the boss.
Ok, so take us through a day in the life of the boss
Well the first thing I do is
Talk to corporate (like a boss)
Approve memos (like a boss)
Lead a workshop (like a boss)
Remember birthdays (like a boss)
Direct workflow (like a boss)
My own bathroom (like a boss)
Micro manage (like a boss)
Promote synergy (like a boss)
Hit on debrah (like a boss)
Get rejected (like a boss)
Swallow sadness (like a boss)
Send some faxes (like a boss)
Call a sex line (like a boss)
Cry deeply (like a boss)
Demand a refund (like a boss)
Eat a bagel (like a boss)
Harassment lawsuit (like a boss)
No promotion (like a boss)
Fifth of vodka (like a boss)
Shit on debrah's desk (like a boss)
Buy a gun (like a boss)
In my mouth (like a boss)
Fuck me a can't fucking do it, shit!
Pussy out (like a boss)
Puke on debrah's desk (like a boss)
Jump out the window (like a boss)
Suck a dudes d**k (like a boss)
Score some coke (like a boss)
Crash my car (like a boss)
Suck my own d**k (like a boss)
Eat some chicken strips (like a boss)
Chop my balls off (like a boss)
Black out in the sewer (like a boss)
Meet a giant fish (like a boss)
Fuck his brains out (like a boss)
Turn into a jet (like a boss)
Bomb the russian's (like a boss)
Crash into the sun (like a boss)
Now I'm dead (like a boss)
Uh huh so that's an average day for you then?
No doubt
You chop you balls off and die?
Hell yea.
And I think that at one point there you said something about sucking your own d**k?
Nope.
Actually I'm pretty sure you did.
No that ain't me.
OK well this has been eye opening for me.
I'm the boss.
Yea, no i got that you said it about 400 times.
I'm the boss.
Yea, yea i got it.
I'm the boss.
Autor(es): Akiva Schaffer / Andy Samberg / Jorma Taccone