Old Enough to Know Better: The Worst of Barry Louis Polisar
- 1When Suzie Sneezed
- 2I Can't Tie My Shoe
- 3I Used To Have a Sister
- 4My Dentist Is An Awfully Nice Man
- 5Reptile World
- 6The Accident
- 7The Witch
- 8That's What Makes The World Go 'Round
- 9The Warning
- 10Don't Leave Me In The House Alone
- 11The Dinosaur Song
- 12Ellen Grew A Beard
- 13The Town of Round
- 14Me And You
- 15I Looked Into The Mirror, What Did The Mirror Say?
- 16A Bee Will Sting You
- 17Stanley Stole My Shoelace And Rubbed It In His Armpit
- 18Sally Eats Shoelaces, Straw And String
- 19Everywhere You Go
- 20Shut Up In The Library
- 1The Ant and the Grasshopper (What They Didn't Tell You)
- 2Not So Good At Baseball
- 3Poor Orville Thlapp
- 4The I Never Did Like You Anyhow Stomp
- 5There's no Substitute for a cat
- 6Caterpillar
- 7First It Bit My Behind
- 8Barnyard Stomp
- 9I'm Bored
- 10I'm Late
- 11The Craster
- 12I Forgot
- 13The "I Eat Kids" Klezmer Polka
- 14Siamese Twins
- 15Get Your Hands Off of My Leg and Your Foot Out of My Shoe
- 16One Big Happy Family
- 17Five More Minutes
- 18Fred
- 19If You've Have a Kid Who Complains All the Time
- 20I Don't Believe You're Going To The Bathroom
2005 Barry Louis Polisar