Unfortunately We're Not Robots
- 1We
- 2Are
- 3All
- 4Dead
- 5100 M.P.H. Vomit Dedicated To Jon
- 6On The Run From Johnny Law Ain't No Trip To Cleveland
- 7Ted Nugent Goes Aol
- 8Total Pandemonium
- 9Doctor Doom, A Man Of Science, Doesn't Believe In Jesus, Why The Fuck Do You
- 10You'd Be Cuter If I Shot You In The Face
- 11Make Like A Computer And Get With The Program
- 12Your Idea of Fascism and Global Intervention Makes Me Puke
- 13Lost My Job To A Machine
- 14Kissing You Is Like Licking An Ashtray
- 15Rich Hall (Runner Up In A Carson Daly Lookalike Contest)
2002 Revelation Records