Meet The Teachers

Christafari


SEYMOUR: Seymour the Seagull here, with a bird's-eye view of another sunny Sunday morning in the twin island republic of Yeahman & Noman. With much of the staff on a holiday of their own this week, the beach resort management is left with no other option but to bring in a rag-tag crew of unconventional teachers to lead the children.

Let's drop in on 'em

YOUTH DIRECTOR: All right kids, attention! Quiet please. Attention! Line up, line up. Make a straight line. Since we're a bit short staffed today, I have had to make some creative staffing decisions. Today we have a raggamuffin Sunday school teaching crew

Kids: Hello teachers!

SEYMOUR: And this vagabond crew consists of Nigel the Iguana

NIGEL: Wait now man, I'm a chameleon!

SEYMOUR: Nigel the Iguana

NIGEL: Cha!

SEYMOUR: Calypso the singing coconut

CALYPSO: (sings) Calypso sweet, Calypso sweet, cause Calypso the Coconut he is Calypso sweet

(Repeat)

That sounds good!

SEYMOUR: Excuse me, can we keep these introductions a little bit shorter?

CALYPSO: Sorry man

SEYMOUR: And Manu the know-it-all Mango

MANU: At your service

Random voices: Whew! That guy is a bit ripe! For real. Boy I'll say! Oh man

MANU: Thank you very often. And today we are going to teach Reggae Sunday School.


Writer/s: Mark Mohr