My Photo in the Newspaper
Lots of froth please, for the photo 
Yes he is from the newspaper 
He doesn't want anything, do you Dave? 
No, I don't mind the smoke 
Just don't ask those probing questions 
I do not have to sing today 
Everything's going to be alright 
But Dave, why do I always order 
Whenever we go out somewhere to eat 
Surely you have some kind of opinion? I mean, 
You have opinions on every other thing. 
And things look much better in my head 
Your perfect body doesn't make me scared 
And you're dressed all in black and white 
But I see color with my eyes shut 
Fool 
So I'm not straight with you 
It's 'cause of the interview 
Why do want to talk with me anyway? 
I don't have anything to tell you 
But Dave, why's it always so awkward 
Whenever we go out somewhere to eat? 
And why do you get to ask all the questions? 
Because I'd like to ask you about a couple of things
And when you ask me a harder question 
I always know exactly what you're getting at 
But just one simple question 
I could not answer that
Writer/s: KATE MILLER-HEIDKE