Rational Bohemian
And kick the tires of your mind
Trace the laces to the places
And embrace them as they subtly unwind
Sid my Vicious, you're delicious
Stars and garters - do my dishes
Pass me the bottle and I'll coddle
The floor model of your mind
I wanna take a trip
To your cerebral petting zoo
I know there ain't no cages
Just the pages of the ages that is you
I can't recant, you're too enchanting
Raise my rent and rave my ranting
I'll creep behind the keeper
As he sleeps beside the zebras of your mind
I wanna tie one on
In the nightclub of your mind
Travel down underground and buy a round
For any clown that I can find
Truth be told, you're good as gold
Hot patootie - bless my soul
I'll order up a porter and a quarter
For the jukebox of your mind
Writer/s: Mary Prankster