Swings both ways

Robbie Williams


Come on out of the sandbox
You’ll get covered in dog-do
Get on off of the see-saw
Say goodbye to your mama, oh yeah

Let’s get high on some pop rock
Pop rock and coke
I’ll blow your sock off
Teach you how to laugh at daddy’s dirty jokes

Don’t hedge your bets, double down
If you want to get ahead in tinseltown
Turn that smile upside down
Happy people don’t have sex

Everybody swings both ways
From the butchest of bandits
The feyest of faggots
And singers with everything they need
Everybody swings both ways
Face it, Robbie, you’re a little bit gay

I’m getting hot on the pavement
Can you get me some grass?
I’ve a certain arrangement
Up the Kyber Pass, oh yeah

Let’s get high with some fruit cake
Fruit cake and tea
And after you’ve done her
Well, you can do me

Don’t hedge your bets, double down
If you want to get ahead in tinseltown
Just follow me you enormous clown
Clever people don’t have sex

Now Robbie

Everybody swings both ways
The bully, the bigot
The giant, the midget
And singers with everything they need
Everybody swings both ways
Face it, Robbie, you’re a little bit gay.

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