50 Ways To Leave Your Lover
He said to me
The answer is easy if you
Take it logically
Id like to help you in your struggle
To be free
There must be fifty ways
To leave your lover
He said, Its really not my habit to intrude
Furthermore, I hope my meaning
Wont be lost or misconstrued
But Ill repeat myself
At the risk of being crude
There must be fifty ways
To leave your lover
Fifty ways to leave your lover
You just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
No need to be coy, Roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, Gus
No need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free
Slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
No need to be coy, Roy
Just listen to me
Hop on the bus, Gus
No need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free
He said, It grieves me so
To see you in such pain
I wish there was something I could do
To help you smile again
I said, I appreciate that
And would you please explain
About the fifty ways?
He said, Why dont we both
Just sleep on it tonight
And I believe that in the morning
Youll begin to see the light
And then he kissed me
And I realized she probably was right
There must be fifty ways
To leave your lover
Fifty ways to leave your lover
You just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
Don't need to be coy, Roy
Just listen to me
Hop on the bus, Gus
No need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free
Slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
No need to be coy, Roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, Gus
There's no need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free