Dirty Old Egg Sucking Dog
Of love songs here for you now.
One, you know the man's best friend is his dog, if he's got nothing else
And uh, this song is about a dog
Well he's not very handsome to look at
Oh he's shaggy and he eats like a hog
And he's always killin' my chickens
That dirty old egg-suckin' dog
Egg-suckin' dog
I'm gonna stomp your head in the ground
If you don't stay out of my hen house
You dirty old egg-suckin' hound
Now if he don't stop eatin' my eggs up
Though I'm not a real bad guy
I'm gonna get my riffle and send him
To that great chicken house in the sky
Writer/s: J.H. CLEMENT