Glenda & The Test Tube Baby
Things were looking gloomy and glenda she was sad
Kevin had been out with carol sands
But glenda she though surely
It can't be that bad, if i had a baby
Glenda went round to the doctors the next day
You can't have a baby, that's what he said
Glenda did not give up she's got this book to read
On how to have a test tube baby
Glenda's dad had just died and she was unhappy
If only she could have a baby
So to the disapproval of kevin and his mam
She signed up for a baby
I will have a baby, Kevin
I have a test tube baby...