Eye on the Platypus
Eye on the platypus I keep my 
Idiosyncrasies in its structure 
Blow my mind 
When your head's full of the cheesy slime 
You're flying fast down a path of 
Man-robot design 
Your welcome sign 
Doesn't welcome those who break the grind 
Now you are loving this wondrous thing 
Learning to love its light 
Wish it played on everything 
It is part mammal bird reptile fish 
Platypus breaks the grind 
From day one to line finish 
Grant you one wish 
Could it be a hat of licorice 
In their fits of indecision 
Humans opted to sing along 
Legend of devious platypus 
Lives on-and-on forever 
In my song
Writer/s: Jack Simons