Lonely jew on X-mas
It's hard to be a jew on chrisrmas
My friends won't let me join in any game
And I can't sing christmas songs or decorate a christmas tree
Or leave water out for rudolf couse there's something wrong with me
My people don't believe in jesus christ invinity
I'm a jew a lonely jew on christmas
Hanoeka is nice but why is it that santa passes over my house every year
And instead of eating ham I have to I-ko-sjur-la-kisj
Instead of silent night I'm singing hoe-haag-to-kaviesj
And what the fuck is up with lighting al these fucking candles tell me please
I'm a jew a lonely jew I can't me marry couse I'm hebrew on christmas
Hey little boy I couldn't help but here you feeling left out of christmast cheer
I've come to say that you shouldn't be sad this is the month that you should be glad
Couse is nice to be a jew on christmas you don't have to deal with the season at all
You have to be on your best behavier or give to charity
You don't have to go to grandma's house with your alcoholic family
And I don't have to sit on some fake santa slap and have his breethy sticky breath on me
You're a jew, a styling jew
It's a good time to be hebrew on christmas