My Flea Has Dogs
My flea has dogs
He don't know what's wrong
Oh, my flea has dogs
My flea has dogs
He don't know what's wrong
Oh, my flea has dogs
Collies, Terriers, Pugs and Poodles
Delicious, get mixed up like noodles
He must have about ninety-nine
Afghan long haired, a little Cocker Spaniel
So all of them are named Daisy or Daniel
And all of them are his and none are mine
They yip and yap and howl at the moon
They bark at midnight, bark at noon
When they go parading at the mall
Chihuahua, Chows, Canadian Pointers
All crowded around, they obscure their owner
Sometimes you can't see that flea at all
My flea has dogs
He don't know what's wrong
Oh, my flea has dogs
My flea has dogs
He don't know what's wrong
Oh, my flea has dogs
Dachshund, Doberman and Dalmatian
Twenty at a time in high rotation
Imagine all the food that they must eat
Italian Greyhounds and Irish Setters
Out in the sunshine or in the wetter weather
They all come running when they hear my flea
A flea with dogs, now that's ridiculous
Even if you were very meticulous
You couldn't find another bug with mutts
Sharp Pei, Shih Tzu, Shiba Inu
Whippet, Weimaraner two by two
How does this little flea get all these pups?
My flea has dogs
He don't know what's wrong
Oh, my flea has dogs
My flea has dogs
He don't know what's wrong
Oh, my flea has oh, my flea has oh, my flea has dogs
My flea has dogs, my little flea has dogs
Little flea, little dogs
Little flea, little dogs
Writer/s: Christopher Ballew