Mary Jane Holland

Lady Gaga


I don't like to boast,

But our truffles are the most

Mad, magical in Amsterdam (she won't, she won't)

So if you appear, Apollo sit on my lyre

And play 'em like a piano man (I will, I will)

'Cause I love love, 'cause I love love

You better than, you better than my darkest sin,

Russian hookers and cheap gin.

I think that I could be fine,

If I could be Mary Jane Holland tonight

I think we'd have a good time,

If you'd meet me, Mary Jane, in Holland tonight

Mary Jane Holland (Woah-oh)

Mary Jane Holland (Woah-oh)

I know that mom and dad think I'm a mess

But it's alright, 'cause I'm rich as piss

When I ignite the flames and put you in my mouth,

The grass heats up my insides and my brunette starts to sprout

Introducing ladies and gentleman,

Mary Jane Holland!

I think that I could be fine,

If I could be Mary Jane Holland tonight

I think we'd have a good time,

If you'd meet me, Mary Jane, in Holland tonight